These 1001 stories came from Bruce Goodman's daily blog.
The stories began on 11th October 2013 and finished 1001 days later on 7th July 2016!






July 2016

1 995. Chicken cordon bleu
2 996. Birds
3 997. She could only say "No"
4 998. Free parking
5 999. One thousand and one nights
6 1000. The gate
7 1001. Cabbage seeds
June 2016

1 965. Fermi paradox
2 966. Hot raindrops
3 967. Coffee grinder
4 968. Guest violinist
5 969. New to the farm
6 970. Buying shirts
7 971. Funeral time
8 972. Shared driveway
9 973. Mrs Brussels Sprout's day
10 974. A dog's life
11 975. The sky was brilliant
12 976. Flu injection
13 977. Breast implant
14 978. Tattoo
15 979. Increased profit
16 980. An inevitable end
17 981. Consulting mother
18 982. Mrs McGarvey's toe
19 983. A bit of pub gossip
20 984. Sunlight on a sign
21 985. Fat, tasteless, and a sore loser
22 986. Moira’s cousin, Clive
23 987. Tick tock
24 988. Kelp Help
25 989. Spaghetti and meatballs
26 990. When this generation gets old
27 991. Contentment
28 992. Perfect toast
29 993. Don't give a fig
30 994. Broken lock
May 2015

1 934. Grocer
2 935. An invisible epidemic
3 936. Garth and Ken
4 937. Drive-through
5 938. Cat heaven
6 939. The dolls' house
7 940. Off to the movies
8 941. Hilarious
9 942. Water fleas
10 943. Edible weeds
11 944. Harvesting leeks
12 945. Hedge cutter
13 946. Harriet's car
14 947. Radishes and turnips
15 948. Two potatoes
16 949. Dirty weekend
17 950. Julia's bath
18 951. A nun's story
19 952. Just desserts
20 953. A bunch of flowers
21 954. African Dung Beetle
22 955. Laced vanilla custard
23 956. Hot as jalapeño
24 957. An unsolved mystery
25 958. Toilet seat
26 959. For the boys
27 960. Maisie's filo pastry
28 961. Seeds
29 962. Number of words
30 963. House sitting
31 964. Ratatouille
April 2016

1 904. Farmer Jack
2 905. Other boot to drop
3 906. The little bird
4 907. Barbara plants a walnut
5 908. Felicity's farewell
6 909. Kissing in the front seat
7 910. Flight simulator
8 911. Toddler killed in expressway crash
9 912. Freedom of speech
10 913. Helicopters
11 914. Deodorant
12 915. Scary stuff
13 916. Alex Alexander
14 917. Gnomes and flamingos
15 918. Audrey was a snob
16 919. Letters to the editor
17 920. Futuristic memo
18 921. Retirement
19 922. Pests for pets
20 923. Zita travels by bus
21 924. The smile
22 925. Impaired vision
23 926. Lunch time
24 927. Church on Sundays
25 928. Off to the war!
26 929. Free hand
27 930. A wigwam for a goose's bridle
28 931. I think, therefore it is
29 932. Arabian Nights in summary
30 933. Dog lover


March 2016

1 873. I am honored to enlighten you
2 874. The train
3 875. O Shakepeare!
4 876. English examination
5 877. The bathroom was cleaned
6 878. Eek!
7 879. Apple crumble
8 880. A stint in town
9 881. Marilynn felt his hot breath
10 882. I'm so tired of being rich
11 883. The Noble Savage
12 884. Alien contact
13 885. Frederick Ball's calling
14 886. Dead body
15 887. Raspberries
16 888. Gilbert's tomatoes
17 889. Teabag
18 890. Happily ever after
19 891. Taken
20 892. Give a hand
21 893. Missed turn
22 894. Divorce
23 895. Sex sex sex
24 896. The knighthood
25 897. Joyce and Neville
26 898. Grandma Margaret's begonia
27 899. Ingratitude
28 900. The 900th handed on a plate
29 901. An inordinate number of passings
30 902. Casual Clyde
31 903. Good grief!
February 2016

1 844. Stolen parsley
2 845. Aunt Lola
3 846. Little Bo Peep
4 847. Family from China
5 848. Stanislaus' moment
6 849. Granddaughter's birthday
7 850. First date
8 851. Cars
9 852. The evolutionary track
10 853. No butter for Lent
11 854. How to properly
12 855. No smokin'
13 856. The way it can be
14 857. A story of spurious authenticity
15 858. He brushed passed
16 859. The Pony Club Sandwich
17 860. Almost without sense
18 861. Face at the window
19 862. Swimming in their new country
20 863. Ethel's vowel problem
21 864. You're welcome to disagree
22 865. Having a ball
23 866. Shakespeare's bad hair day
24 867. Veronica's dog
25 868. Verity's open house
26 869. How's your day been?
27 870. Winter cold
28 871. Saved by the Government
29 872. Leap Day
January 2016

1 813. Happy New Year... again!
2 814. Skipping breakfast
3 815. Elaine worked in a pharmacy
4 816. On a roll
5 817. Stink
6 818. Mr Pawley was particular
7 819. Emile's pansies
8 820. Bluebeard
9 821. Karaoke night
10 822. Grave stone
11 823. The horrible troll
12 824. Catty
13 825. They were pleased with themselves
14 826. Drug testing
15 827. A curse
16 828. The scattering
17 829. Baby talkie walkie
18 830. Fresh tomatoes
19 831. A lot of people...
20 832. Lingonberry jam
21 833. I'm not here to moralize
22 834. Turtle Dove
23 835. Terrible accident
24 836. Making ends meet
25 837. The royal pig
26 838. Dear Miss Munyard
27 839. Another statistic
28 840. Daily feast
29 841. A final bow?
30 842. Last words
31 843. Best bit of bad luck
December 2015

1 782. Nolan orders a book
2 783. The Robinson Family eats
3 784. Alfie's birthday bash
4 785. Worn to a frazzle
5 786. Ashes to ashes
6 787. Tigers for punishment
7 788. Dorothy's ornamental elephants
8 789. Sugar and spice
9 790. Sticks and stones
10 791. Job application
11 792. Save the tree!
12 793. Wilma's pet axolotl
13 794. To the rescue
14 795. Breaking news
15 796. Perry falls in love
16 797. Leo loved to sing
17 798. Choices...
18 799. Dear Julia
19 800. When they're away
20 801. Isobel's little joke
21 802. The murderer's name is...
22 803. Gosh! It's Monday!
23 804. Christmas decoration
24 805. Catch the light!
25 806. Christmas gifts
26 807. Buy now!
27 808. Flowering Cherry Lane
28 809. Home sweet home
29 810. Poetry assignment
30 811. Granny's nannies
31 812. Annus horribilis
November 2015

1 752. All Hallows
2 753. Down on the farm
3 754. The PH-word
4 755. White swan's eggs
5 756. POP!
6 757. Four sons
7 758. Winifred Seacock's devotion
8 759. Mabel did things nicely
9 760. In a field of maize
10 761. Eleventh hour
11 762. All my love
12 763. Myrtle's sadness
13 764. Child labour
14 765. Psyllids in the salad
15 766. Pigs
16 767. A little house
17 768. Lavinia's blog
18 769. Country life
19 770. Victoria's clone
20 771. Gwenyth takes flight
21 772. Wag
22 773. Beautiful Tints
23 774. Geraldine’s picket fence
24 775. Muffin was a toy poodle
25 776. Film star
26 777. Euphrasie's Thanksgiving
27 778. My dog has fleas
28 779. Oh for a tissue!
29 780. Capital punishment
30 781. Mink coat


October 2015

1 721. Party animals
2 722. Imbibing a little too much
3 723. Bathroom light
4 724. Sean's diseases
5 725. Marie Antoinette's cake
6 726. Mountain wedding
7 727. There are some things
8 728. Big words
9 729. The best of friends
10 730. An old story from France
11 731. Shortbread
12 732. Forever thankful
13 733. Glorious wealth
14 734. The end of Temperance's bath
15 735. Scuba diving
16 736. Paradise Lost
17 737. Sweetest Day
18 738. Around the campfire
19 739. Avidly rabid Joe
20 740. Thaddeus was a little sad
21 741. Welcome to our world
22 742. How time passes
23 743. Guy in a beanie
24 744. Can you keep a secret?
25 745. Driving home
26 746. Mother of three
27 747. Clever Seraphina
28 748. What a view!
29 749. Purple robe
30 750. An ordinary Friday
31 751. Bit by bit
September 2015

1 691. Did I tell you about my grandkids?
2 692. The smile
3 693. I was driving along quite comfy
4 694. Ella's annoying husband
5 695. You wrote it, it must be true
6 696. Virgil's booze money
7 697. The national paper
8 698. Benji's teeth
9 699. Long to reign
10 700. Flowers from my garden
11 701. A timeless parable
12 702. Muses and Fates
13 703. Clarinda's feline fixation
14 704. Anyway, there was this girl
15 705. Family portrait
16 706. Family reunion
17 707. Rowena's food fairs
18 708. Just inside the gates
19 709. Treasures gleaned
20 710. I wish to see...
21 711. Thank you for sharing this
22 712. Everyday citizens need a champion
23 713. That morning the thrush sang
24 714. Why people hate taxes
25 715. Not much of a cook
26 716. Humbot
27 717. The back room
28 718. Funeral coverage
29 719. Cut the hedge!
30 720. Let the reader guess
August 2015

1 660. Marvin's wife goes to town
2 661. Idyllic island
3 662. The things we do for sex
4 663. Lachlan had a worm farm
5 664. Crooked Humphrey
6 665. It's a boy!
7 666. The number of the beast
8 667. Three sons
9 668. Maribella was horrified
10 669. Ella was curvaceous
11 670. Felicity
12 671. A stately catch in black
13 672. This is your captain speaking
14 673. Exchange student's parents
15 674. The butcher
16 675. Paddle cutting board
17 676. Dora couldn't win
18 677. Thora’s questionnaire
19 678. Cora had had enough
20 679. Flora was a dog
21 680. Nora remembers
22 681. Ace drove on
23 682. Carrie hated his name
24 683. Barry's left hand index finger
25 684. Larry's orange and a lemon
26 685. Gary answers the phone
27 686. Harry's five day forecast
28 687. She's on the list
29 688. Priscilla makes a baby
30 689. Hoisted by his own petard
31 690. No chest pain
July 2015

1 629. Herbert was ninety-four
2 630. Stella's favourite mug
3 631. Crab lines on a back drive
4 632. Against the clock
5 633. Outside it was raining
6 634. An apple a day
7 635. Howard's way with words
8 636. Old Mrs Bradshaw
9 637. Climate change
10 638. Copyright Notice
11 639. Mow the lawn!
12 640. Hot shopping
13 641. Love affair
14 642. Hot breakfast
15 643. Bridget waits
16 644. Old Mr Jenkins
17 645. Gisele begs
18 646. Aunt Sonja
19 647. A really funny joke
20 648. Ocean Day in Japan
21 649. The last pear of summer
22 650. The correction of misinformation
23 651. Pissed off
24 652. Doggie
25 653. Three pebbles
26 654. The Pendant
27 655. Peach Petal
28 656. Bloodsuckers
29 657. Stolen car
30 658. Joker
31 659. On crossing the road
June 2015

1 599. Building ghost
2 600. 600th anniversary adventure
3 601. Burgled
4 602. Duck
5 603. Parachute jump
6 604. The last dance
7 605. Jack's gerberas
8 606. Funeral savings
9 607. A plague on your houses
10 608. Kapow!
11 609. A lesson in money
12 610. Two plus two
13 611. Rejoice!
14 612. The tyrannical megalomaniac
15 613. Heather had three sons
16 614. Herbie backs out
17 615. Old Mrs Greville
18 616. Catching rabbits
19 617. Saving the duckling
20 618. To bed! To bed!
21 619. A fisherman's tale
22 620. Jim hated rugby
23 621. Rough and tumble
24 622. Starch
25 623. May contain spoilers
26 624. Driving in translation
27 625. Sylvia's mother
28 626. End of the bed
29 627. Eleanor's garden
30 628. Wallflower


May 2015

1 568. Mutual memorials
2 569. Say cheese
3 570. Hacked off
4 571. An unfortunate string of events
5 572. Widow Fleur
6 573. In a fluster
7 574. Oh happy day!
8 575. What to wear?
9 576. Granny goes for a ride
10 577. Gail managed to save
11 578. Tail tale
12 579. Home renovation
13 580. In honour of Hans Sachs
14 581. Beverley does the hula
15 582. Double yolker
16 583. Heavenly banquet
17 584. Potter Verity
18 585. A dinner party
19 586. In the pub
20 587. All in vane
21 588. A great disappointment
22 589. Graeme does the shopping
23 590. Rosemary's herb garden
24 591. Wrinkle wrinkle
25 592. Gertrude's propensity
26 593. Fundies
27 594. Use your initiative
28 595. Household budget
29 596. Out
30 597. Malcolm developed an interest
31 598. Flankeration
April 2015

1 538. Cake decorating
2 539. Wrong bus
3 540. Mud on the phone
4 541. From death to funeral
5 542. Easter Joy!
6 543. Get her poor dog a bone
7 544. Sleepover
8 545. Now for coffee
9 546. Cloven hooves
10 547. A question of habit
11 548. Diet time
12 549. Phlebotomists
13 550. When Patsy fell in love
14 551. Anselm dies
15 552. Quince jelly
16 553. Border crossing
17 554. Jigsaw puzzle
18 555. Three contemporary lectures
19 556. Inheritance
20 557. Into gardening
21 558. Ballad of Giles the Tenant
22 559. Thyroidectomy
23 560. Cheerleading
24 561. Patch
25 562. At the wharf
26 563. Wonder of wonders
27 564. Julliard Scholarship
28 565. Front door; back door
29 566. God didn't make little green apples
30 567. Qaddlewaddlediddlydo
March 2015

1 507. Puff
2 508. Old photographs
3 509. On your bike
4 510. Firkin
5 511. Waxing lyrical
6 512. All babies are adorable
7 513. Doggone
8 514. English Comprehension Exam
9 515. Handyman
10 516. Bike to the bus
11 517. Nymphomaniac
12 518. Clever camera
13 519. Racist
14 520. Perfection
15 521. Bathroom chair
16 522. Nice man
17 523. Old Icelandic
18 524. Overheard conversation I
19 525. Overheard conversation II
20 526. Overheard conversation III
21 527. Overheard conversation IV
22 528. Overheard conversation V
23 529. Overheard conversation VI
24 530. Shared accommodation
25 531. Crafty Cecilia
26 532. Two in the kitchen
27 533. Yes, doctor
28 534. An algebraic episode
29 535. Angus: thief
30 536. Bad luck, Cristobel
31 537. The wrong bunch
February 2015

1 479. Podding Peas
2 480. What are the odds?
3 481. Cruise mode
4 482. Soap in the eyes
5 483. Dribble
6 484. School reunion
7 485. Dirty house flies
8 486. Bedsheets
9 487. Reliable service
10 488. Outside the box
11 489. New calendar
12 490. This vacuum cleaner sucks
13 491. The garden party
14 492. Banking on Valentine
15 493. Car crash
16 494. Coping with death
17 495. Roll call
18 496. Faith, Hope, and Charity
19 497. Floral bunch
20 498. Creaming soda milkshake
21 499. It dawned on Noel
22 500. Wendy's teacher
23 501. In God's hand
24 502. Squawking
25 503. Thoroughly modern Harriet
26 504. First Edition
27 505. Hell on earth
28 506. Excellent teacher
January 2015

1 448. Off to visit grandma
2 449. Nits, lice, ticks, fleas, mites
3 450. Yes!
4 451. Fiona’s stew
5 452. Healthy diet
6 453. Minnie hassles
7 454. The loveliest surprise
8 455. Perfect park
9 456. Not a scrap of difference
10 457. Just popping to the shops
11 458. Hazel mislays her keys
12 459. Michael was speechless
13 460. Smoke alarm
14 461. Florence was an artist
15 462. The professor
16 463. The happiness ladder
17 464. Over the cliff!
18 465. A cat, a dog, a boy, a tiger
19 466. Welcome to the street!
20 467. Communal lounge
21 468. War hero
22 469. Hip replacement
23 470. Leftover apple pie
24 471. Birthday party surprise
25 472. Bean grinder
26 473. Ethel was sad
27 474. Thump! Thump!
28 475. Loving university
29 476. O to be young again
30 477. Pink garden
31 478. Elvis has left the building


December 2014

1 417. No equal equation
2 418. Gambling down
3 419. Whale of a tale
4 420. Round as a barrel
5 421. Money well spent
6 422. Bread pudding
7 423. Dorrie mixes metaphors
8 424. Hack n Ripper
9 425. Dulcie was not a snob
10 426. Strawberry cream cake
11 427. Last plane
12 428. What to do?
13 429. I hate being told how I feel
14 430. Cotton buds
15 431. Cryonics
16 432. Stuart was famished
17 433. He died doing something he loved
18 434. Jet propelled suit
19 435. Anthropological-palaeontologist
20 436. Anthony’s garden
21 437. Two hens and a cockerel
22 438. Quandary solved
23 439. Wagnerian singer
24 440. Christmas gifts
25 441. Cinderella’s Christmas
26 442. The Christmas that was
27 443. Camp dessert
28 444. Ellen does the ironing
29 445. To be honest
30 446. Something strange
31 447. Deborah pens a novel
November 2014

1 387. Eddie was turning 100
2 388. Jasper, bulldozer driver
3 389. Chicken blood
4 390. Hitler’s Nanny
5 391. Fancy dress
6 392. An Oscar for Gillian
7 393. From the bazaar
8 394. A reflection in three parts
9 395. Carmel laughed
10 396. Avocado electroplantons
11 397. Poppies
12 398. Ten friends
13 399. Carpentry
14 400. Man with a sledge hammer
15 401. A terrible thing
16 402. Good day
17 403. A mouse
18 404. Quite the worst thing
19 405. How do you?
20 406. World famous cook
21 407. Barry was a bit of a bastard
22 408. Adele slogged away
23 409. It was the year 1590
24 410. Insubordination
25 411. Never got to say goodbye
26 412. Rock star
27 413. Baloney and ice cream
28 414. Safari Park
29 415. A couple of frogs
30 416. Stamp of approval
October 2014

1 356. Had had had had
2 357. Flight of fancy
3 358. Anyone for tea?
4 359. Winning hamper
5 360. Real men love cats
6 361. Masterpiece
7 362. Gone are the days
8 363. The loveliest little house
9 364. The fortune teller
10 365. First birthday tomorrow
11 366. Ungrand finale
12 367. Thistle grubbing
13 368. Be thankful for small mercies
14 369. Titanosaur
15 370. Chicken pasta
16 371. The simple life
17 372. Ella’s medical complaint
18 373. The expert
19 374. Life’s bouquet
20 375. Celestial abhorrence
21 376. Wedding party
22 377. Talented finalists
23 378. Jeepers! Molly’s pregnant!
24 379. Beer garden
25 380. Politically correct
26 381. Offal pit
27 382. Home guard
28 383. Heath lay in bed
29 384. World War I
30 385. Pensioners
31 386. Marietta plans a murder
September 2014

1 326. Such a worry
2 327. Reggie does a dangle
3 328. Nouns and verbs
4 329. LSD
5 330. Blueberry-persimmon pie
6 331. When aliens spoke
7 332. The Great Kite Skite
8 333. Virginia was furious
9 334. Three lumps of sugar
10 335. The anaesthetist had a carrot
11 336. Weather or not
12 337. Shepherd
13 338. Fridge art
14 339. Easy-peasy
15 340. Salmon tasting
16 341. University education
17 342. Letters from the war
18 343. Naming rite
19 344. Claudia jumps
20 345. Hungry wolf
21 346. Lost elasticity
22 347. Dodos
23 348. Got the skills
24 349. Running
25 350. Dirk tap dances
26 351. Hospitality
27 352. Who lives here?
28 353. Day at the beach
29 354. Birthday picnic
30 355. Veronica knew
August 2014

1 295. Gathering mushrooms
2 296. Cuckoo
3 297. Right here in the restaurant?
4 298. Sperm count
5 299. Christina buys a lawnmower
6 300. It was the 300th story
7 301. Shane begins his novel
8 302. Carmalita, apex of western civilization
9 303. Dropping a bombshell
10 304. Flangastible!
11 305. Gruntmeup
12 306. Famous Five go hunting
13 307. The laundry maid
14 308. Night sky
15 309. Breeding chickens
16 310. You can’t be too careful
17 311. Handwritten
18 312. Thelma’s Bacon Chicken Recipe
19 313. I have a cat
20 314. Grotty old painting
21 315. Dinner suggestions
22 316. In praise of the Net
23 317. Phillip pushes the trolley
24 318. Giving up
25 319. Oh bitchery obituary
26 320. Heritage plants
27 321. Manhole
28 322. Akeem was cold
29 323. Wrong numbers
30 324. Medusa
31 325. Does one not hear the Bells of St. Mary’s?


July 2014

1 264. Bogged in the blog
2 265. Tilly’s birthday
3 266. Owen was miffed
4 267. Playboy
5 268. Heirloom
6 269. Rupert’s coffee beans
7 270. Makes no census
8 271. Gabrielle’s Rottweiler
9 272. Teddy Bears’ Picnic
10 273. Lights witch, light switch
11 274. When your number’s up
12 275. Getting cross
13 276. Dog’s boy
14 277. Drunk online
15 278. Hill climbing
16 279. Trevor was pissed off
17 280. Gift wrapped
18 281. Kids I
19 282. Kids II
20 283. Kids III
21 284. Fat gets ugly
22 285. Totally wasted
23 286. Amelia’s bad luck ends
24 287. Lovely Rita
25 288. Call me
26 289. Early morning
27 290. Waiting
28 291. A new day
29 292. Easter egg drop
30 293. Little grey kitten
31 294. Rattan place mats
June 2014

1 234. Unicellular eukaryotes
2 235. Endangered bird
3 236. Original designs
4 237. Brittany spaniels
5 238. Pretty funny
6 239. The happy dahlia
7 240. Tired of the drama of life
8 241. Not a glimmer
9 242. Twenty-five roses
10 243. A nod
11 244. Tessa was worried sick
12 245. Yap! Yap!
13 246. House in the woods
14 247. Flower show
15 248. Father's Day
16 249. Good boy bad boy
17 250. Quiet Sunday
18 251. Hector’s cockatiels
19 252. Great-Granny surfs
20 253. Twins
21 254. ’Twas the shortest day
22 255. On the rise
23 256. The cruel case of missing pegs
24 257. Shakespearean academic
25 258. Jemima hatches a plot
26 259. Pam was down in the mouth
27 260. Marshall was impartial
28 261. Something’s cooking
29 262. Out of paper
30 263. The magpie
May 2014

1 203. May Day
2 204. To bee or not to bee
3 205. Lost wisdoms
4 206. Heading for ninety
5 207. Unplanned unwanted
6 208. Fleas!
7 209. Angora rabbit
8 210. The original version
9 211. Zita’s toenail
10 212. Jeremy says a naughty word
11 213. Cake mixer
12 214. Broken eggshells
13 215. A stickler
14 216. Cubicle voice
15 217. Generation gap
16 218. Aunty Flo comes to stay
17 219. Marie’s fling
18 220. Deaf and dying
19 221. Counting peas
20 222. White horses
21 223. Three minutes
22 224. Initials
23 225. Lavender farm
24 226. Raymond was practising to kill people
25 227. She lingered in the place she’d left
26 228. Connoisseur of fine tea
27 229. Breakfast in a foreign land
28 230. French horns
29 231. Text flirt
30 232. Skiing lesson
31 233. Cindy the reporter
April 2014

1 173. Marion’s fuchsia vase
2 174. Wind in spring
3 175. Total darkness
4 176. She cradled her baby
5 177. Flat battery
6 178. ... by the letter P
7 179. Mary walked along the road
8 180. Primitive women
9 181. Elopement
10 182. Seasonal dates
11 183. Clothes maketh the man
12 184. Oh my darling!
13 185. Olive’s printer was old
14 186. Baby of the family
15 187. Celebrities
16 188. Bianca’s secret
17 189. Prone to infidelity
18 190. Eight mammals
19 191. It looks like rain
20 192. Language changes, some things don’t
21 193. Rich, handsome, eligible
22 194. John Jones was maudlin
23 195. Sylvia’s list
24 196. Hygroscopic Kaleidoscope’s Blog
25 197. ANZAC Day
26 198. Oh-di-lay-ee-ay
27 199. Medical technology
28 200. Kitchen windows
29 201. Oh Golly Gosh!
30 202. Just give me an hour
March 2014

1 142. Cuddles and Barley Sugar
2 143. The teeth of the storm
3 144. Snakes alive!
4 145. Childhood landscape
5 146. You little devil you
6 147. On which side do you dress?
7 148. Deidre’s new school
8 149. Filthy rich
9 150. 150th anniversary garden tour
10 151. Trip to Samoa
11 152. Crack in the ceiling
12 153. Father Wolf’s post-dinner nap
13 154. Mother Goose gives a lesson
14 155. Noddy visits Big Ears
15 156. Off with their heads!
16 157. Toad goes for a drive
17 158. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!
18 159. Rumblestiltskin
19 160. If the tooth be known
20 161. Butterfly feeder
21 162. Family picnic
22 163. Ceiling flies
23 164. Airport departure
24 165. Hatchling
25 166. Steak and eat it
26 167. Family tree secret
27 168. Creative assignment
28 169. Small world
29 170. Prometheus brings fire
30 171. Dream world
31 172. Big April Fool


February 2014

1 114. The sooner the better
2 115. Cheap jewellery
3 116. Samantha snarled like a feline
4 117. Photos of grandma
5 118. An unmarked grave
6 119. The conductor’s wife
7 120. Watermelon man
8 121. Park bench
9 122. Stan and Tess’s ma and pa
10 123. Copping and coping
11 124. Courier from Cambodia
12 125. Norman’s invasion
13 126. Lest we forget
14 127. Valentine
15 128. Fall in Chaudière-Appalaches
16 129. Swing
17 130. Bride of the Year
18 131. Sex Education
19 132. A passing train
20 133. The flying nun
21 134. Veljka alights
22 135. Formal formality
23 136. Saint Fiacre
24 137. The monument
25 138. Cousins
26 139. Name calling
27 140. Hey diddle diddle
28 141. Simplifying life
January 2014

1 83. Drop the cockle
2 84. Ballad of Solomon Gunner
3 85. Mothers know everything
4 86. Phoebe’s Uncle Jason
5 87. Paper napkins
6 88. Epiphany pie and presents
7 89. Rams, ramps, and Ramsbottom
8 90. Long-distance call from America
9 91. Old alarm clock
10 92. Out to lunch
11 93. Pig feud
12 94. Curtains, a gun, and a mirror
13 95. And that was that
14 96. Bucket list
15 97. Elsa’s wedding video
16 98. Hospital visit
17 99. Fish curry
18 100. 23rd century blog
19 101. The power of keys
20 102. Thelxiepeia
21 103. The thirteenth labour of Hercules
22 104. You either got it or you ain’t
23 105. Pretty good, huh?
24 106. Whodunit?
25 107. Trash
26 108. Change of direction
27 109. Hat for a wedding
28 110. No glasses, new friends
29 111. Sometimes it pays to be a loser
30 112. Picture at an exhibition
31 113. You make me sick
December 2013

1 52. The albatross
2 53. Fennel, a bit of a weed
3 54. It won't last
4 55. An alien encounter
5 56. Anita moves on
6 57. Mr and Mrs What’s-his-face
7 58. At the bottom of the garden
8 59. What’s for dinner?
9 60. Santa Claus is coming
10 61. Lolly scramble
11 62. What makes a man?
12 63. Slow journey home
13 64. Esme buys a cardigan
14 65. Smoking in the woodshed
15 66. Hurry down
16 67. Blind kindness, kind blindness
17 68. Farewell, O Catheter!
18 69. Mrs Bessie Pilkington could be blunt
19 70. Heavenly cupcakes
20 71. Termites, chicken feet, and mountain oysters
21 72. The Christmas tree
22 73. Drive carefully, dear
23 74. Poetic Petula
24 75. Nativity Facebook
25 76. Peace on earth
26 77. Day after Christmas
27 78. Poltergeist
28 79. Three ducks
29 80. Whither dost thou go, O Wordsmith?
30 81. Tooth Fairy inflation
31 82. Quadruple by-pass
November 2013

1 22. Audrey loved butterflies
2 23. The bicycle
3 24. Janet
4 25. His Dad’s watch
5 26. Wanting Emma Mary May
6 27. After the funeral
7 28. How exciting!
8 29. One helluva horrified mother
9 30. The man in the mirror
10 31. Jam jar lid
11 32. Grace visits the zoo
12 33. I still got my marbles
13 34. The door knob
14 35. Mad on sport
15 36. Muriel’s fabulous idea
16 37. Dreams are work
17 38. Ms Warple, drama queen
18 39. Little notes
19 40. Wanna come in for a good time?
20 41. Yesterday I turned 88
21 42. A dead pet
22 43. I won the lottery!
23 44. Pamela’s lovely day
24 45. Lillian takes a photo
25 46. Oh silly-billy!
26 47. Bruce’s little goat
27 48. May I be of help?
28 49. Mother-in-law’s Thanksgiving
29 50. All stops out
30 51. A fertile mind
October 2013

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11 1. Cabbage seeds
12 2. Absolutely gorgeous!
13 3. Jeremiah
14 4. Sun in the eyes
15 5. End of high school orgy
16 6. Neighbours
17 7. The Pharaoh’s statue
18 8. The line
19 9. Egg sandwiches
20 10. A leaf
21 11. The wedding ring
22 12. The grandmother
23 13. Gift vouchers
24 14. Mourning
25 15. Watch for Peds
26 16. African violets
27 17. A plum
28 18. Mother Earth
29 19. Lost stamps
30 20. Sally’s balloon shop
31 21. I’m only allowed one


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