© Bruce Goodman 10 August 2014
Constantia felt quite conflubulated by all the fuss. She had, after all, simply deginefrated the quintusulion at the competition.
“Flangastible!” exclaimed the hephenalicator. “How anyone would know that a dilkinorer pynacavate is in fact a platwiocula, is mind-blagaginating!”
“It just came to me stantigrapically,” said Constantia excitedly. “I’m not a jiplicanovax!”
The audience condappulated endepulsavatioringly.