Trevor was wayward. He had been stubborn as a kid. Now he was all grown up and worse.
He had just bought a new toaster for his kitchen. There was enough wrapping (plastic, cardboard, paper, tape, wire ties) to sink a cruise liner. And there was an instruction booklet.
An instruction booklet for a toaster! Trevor couldn’t believe it! An instruction booklet for a freakin’ toaster! Made in China.
Safety regulations: Do not use this toaster under water.
What? What? That was going too far. Trevor was pissed off.
Safety regulations: Do not use this toaster under water.
Trevor took the toaster and threw it into the kitchen sink. He put the sink plug in and turned the water on full. He put the toaster plug into the electric…
When they found the body two weeks later, floating in the lounge, the water was still running.