575. What to wear?
© Bruce Goodman 8 May 2015

Hillary had just been elected as the president of a very important country. But there was a problem: what should one wear for the inauguration? Hillary looked in the closet and brought out an old stained blue dress. It had been frequently white washed.

“This will do,” thought Hillary. “What better way to champion the ordinary people than to wear something old and affordable-looking?”

Everyone was scandalized. Just because her husband was to be First Lady didn't mean he had to wear a frock.

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