435. Anthropological-palaeontologist
© Bruce Goodman 19 December 2014

Would you look at that! This poor skeleton had bad teeth. And a broken ankle, because there are four screws in his ankle. You can see the crack in the bone there.

And then he had four hernias, because the gauze is still there. Wow! What a miserable life.

Examining the vestiges of his DNA you can tell he led a drunken, indolent life. The guy was a total loser.

Anthropological-palaeontologist, Freddie, believed in a form of reincarnation. He didn’t realize he was looking at himself.

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