724. Sean's diseases
© Bruce Goodman 4 October 2015

Sean reckoned he didn’t need to see a doctor. You could simply do the diagnosing on the internet. Just type in the symptoms and Voila! You could print off what was wrong with you.

Thus far Sean discovered he had acute disseminated encephalomyelitis, acute necrotizing hemorrhagic leukoencephalitis, Addison’s disease, agammaglobulinemia, alopecia areata, amyloidosis, ankylosing spondylitis, antiphospholipid syndrome, autoimmune angioedema, autoimmune aplastic, anemia, autoimmune dysautonomia, autoimmune hepatitis, autoimmune hyperlipidemia, autoimmune immunodeficiency, autoimmune inner ear disease, autoimmune myocarditis, autoimmune oophoritis, autoimmune pancreatitis, autoimmune retinopathy, autoimmune thrombocytopenic purpura, autoimmune thyroid disease, and autoimmune urticarial.

Tomorrow he would start on the B’s.

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