728. Big words
© Bruce Goodman 8 October 2015

Chrissie was one of many unique people who was always misusefying wrongful wordages. For explanation, she called a banana a bandana even thorough she ated a bandana every evensong for brunch. Thorough more oft than not if she had a spare ovum she would whip up an ombulette or a quickie.

Call me stupidous, but she had’ve no conceptives about gigantinormous termnoligacations. She thinked that by usefying longitudinous nomenclaturifications that she sounded more brilliantable.

Personificationally I wouldn’t be observated dead implementicating more biggest verbages as what Chrissie done.

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