Simone caught the man, who came weekly to mow the lawn, having a leak behind a tree at the back of her garden.
“Goodness,” she said, “there’s no need for that. Just come inside and use the bathroom when you need to.”
Harold is now 79 years old. He’s been married to Simone for a good long time. Simone put a cork to float in the toilet bowl. Hopefully he’ll try to aim for that and not get everything on the floor.
“Either that,” said Simone, “or go down the back of the garden and pee behind a tree.”