855. No smokin'
© Bruce Goodman 12 February 2016
Hammond Dryden had promised his girlfriend he’d give up smoking. He’d left her at home. He was off to war.
Johnny Turkson was at the airport seeing off his wife. He ducked outside for a quick cigarette. Outside was Hammond Dryden, having his final smoke.
“You want my smokes and lighter?” asked Hammond Dryden of Johnny Turkman. “I’m off to war, and I promised my girlfriend I’d give up smoking. This is my final smoke.”
“Thanks,” said Johnny Turkman. “I’ll take them.”
A couple of months later Hammond Dryden got his head blown off. His girlfriend was probably really pleased he’d given up the dirty habit.