I won the lottery! I won the lottery! Yah! Yah! Yah!
Here I am blogging and I never checked my numbers until this morning, and then I went straight online and verified all my numbers ten times. And tomorrow I go into the lottery place and they will deposit the money in my bank account!!!!!!!!!!!! Yah! Yah!
24 million 7 hundred and 21 thousand 8 hundred and 42 dollars! And I don’t know about the cents. They can keep those. I can’t believe it. I still can’t believe it and it’s been about 8 hours. That’s $24,721,842.00
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can hardly type... Mind you I’m typing with only one hand B-cos I got a drink in the other lol.
Here I was with a useless job and now look at me. Wheeeeeee! First thing is, I’m going to get my teeth fixed. I never could afford it. And then I’m going to get a decent car. Not too flashy. Just a car that when I drive around I don’t have to worry whether or not it’s going to break down. In fact, I got one new car a few hours ago today already. And start looking at buying a house, because I never ever owned a house, only rented. And it must have a garden. And preferably an orchard. But if it doesn’t have an orchard I can plant one.
Or get the butler to plant one! LMFAO!!!!
Yah! Yah! Yah! Who ever thought it would happen to me? I’m alreadie druunk! LOL
I told my boss today, after I learnt, that he could shov the job up his fucking asshole. Go suck URself U fucking miserly little fucking short-assed megalomaniac, I said. I could barely live on my wage. Now look at me! HaHaHa! That’ll teach the dick-shrivelled mother-fucking Napoleonic son-of-a-cocksucker. And I told him I had a fling with his missus which I hadn’t but who cares? I can’t stand the retard. His wife’s a whore i wouldn’t offer her $5 of my 24,721,842 i said all that on Facebook L0L hahaha
What’s that? Last week’s numbers? What?