Gruntmeup (that was his User Name) would go online and show various anatomical parts in various positions. (Except, he didn’t show his face of course). The site was a little seedy. (The name and address escapes me).
Stiletto-Countess (that was her User Name) would go online and show various anatomical parts in various positions. (Except, she didn’t show her face of course). The site was a little seedy. (In fact, it was the same as Gruntmeup’s).
Gruntmeup and Stiletto-Countess got chatting (and stuff). In fact, they found themselves chatting every night (and stuff) and doing things (and stuff). They decided to meet for real. They discussed a meeting place, and then Gruntmeup showed Stiletto-Countess his face for the first time.
“OH MY GOD!” said Stiletto-Countess.
Claire didn’t go to school for weeks.