925. Impaired vision
© Bruce Goodman 22 April 2016

Well now, I’ve had one or too two four for the road – as they used to say before it became unwise to have any for the road.

And eyell I’ll tell you somfing. I just saw on the label that it said “Alcohol can impair night vision”.

That explains a lot. Alott. It explains why I keep waking up in the morning next to my husband not the most beautiful thing in the whirled world because for the last forty yeahs I’ve been having a wee snort to get through the day and if my night vision gets impaired that’s well and good. It’s served me well over time and as the saying goes, if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. Cheers.

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