969. New to the farm © Bruce Goodman 5 June 2016 |
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A sheep, a cow, and a pig are standing at the farm fence watching the arrival of a truck with new livestock. Sheep: Who do you suppose is arriving this time? Cow: It could be a cow. Pig: It could be a pig. Sheep: It could be a sheep. Two ostriches step off the truck and on to the field. Pig: What are they doing here? Cow: (calling out) Go home, you dirty foreigners. Sheep: We have lived on this land for generations. Pig: No room here. It’s crowded enough as it is. Cow: They messed up their own land, and so now they have to come and mess up ours. Sheep: Here goes the neighbourhood. Pig: They say ostriches can kick something terrible. They’re introducing violence into society. Cow: Next thing they’ll expect us to welcome alpacas. Pig and Sheep: (in shock) Alpacas! Whatever for? |