396. Avocado electroplantons
© Bruce Goodman 10 November 2014

I know you’ve tried Raspberry Ketones and they worked for you. But you can go one step better. Not only will my Avocado Electroplantons make you lose weight, they will add muscle.

Add inches to your biceps. When at the beach, make everything bulge like you wouldn’t believe. Triceps. Thighs. Calves. Other people will go crazy over your body. Just pop in an Avocado Elecroplanton every morning and you’ll be away. Avocado Electroplantons give new meaning to exercise. After a short time, a push up will be a push over.

Each pill comes with its own plastic glove so you won’t get shit on your finger.

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