323. Wrong numbers
© Bruce Goodman 29 August 2014






The school graded students and placed them in classes according to intellectual ability. The test as to who got which teacher in what classroom asked:

Put these in correct order:

Four
Three
One
Five
Two


Clifford answered:

Five
Four
One
Three
Two


He was marked wrong. The required answer was:

One
Two
Three
Four
Five


Clifford was put in a class for dummies who couldn’t count. Those who wrote the required answer were not put in a class for dummies who didn’t know the alphabet.


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