Doctor: The results of your blood tests have come in. That might tell us something. Yes, I see you are low in potassium. Do you like bananas? I have a banana left over from my lunch. Would you like it? Bananas are high in potassium.
Patient: That is very kind, thank you.
The patient takes a bite of the banana and drops dead.
Doctor: Nurse! Nurse! Come quick!
The nurse enters.
Nurse: Oh doctor, didn’t you know?
Doctor: What? What?
Nurse: These seven-armed, green-blooded aliens from outer space are allergic to bananas.
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