1360. An ecological suggestion
© Bruce Goodman 30 July 2018
So there you have it! The first presidency of a woman as president has been completed. And what a marvellous “reign” it was!
There’s quite a groundswell to place her physiognomy on Mt Rushmore along with the other greats. And deservedly so!
I have a few misgivings, however. The shape of the terrain on the side of the mountain invites the carving (as well as a face) of voluptuous breasts. The just-finished president was flat chested. I really think we should wait to have a more buxom female president before rushing to carve further on Mt Rushmore. In this way we can preserve more of the landscape without desecrating Nature even further. I don’t want to be thought of as riding on the ecological bandwagon, but a full-figured presidential bosom might be the answer to one of the major modern-day concerns we liberal-minded progressives have.
(Name withheld – Editor)