1359. Life's aim
© Bruce Goodman 29 July 2018
He was bright as a button; as sharp as a pin; as keen as a knife!
The teacher asked the class what was their greatest aim in life.
“Me! Me! Ask me first! I want to become so famous that people will use my name as a swear word. Like Jesus Christ.”
“That’s an unusual idea,” said the teacher. “What made you think of that, Shita Brick?”