1242. Same old same old
© Bruce Goodman 13 February 2018

Lenny drove everyone nuts. He said only the one thing: “Same old same old.”

“How you doing, Lenny?”

“Same old same old.”

“What you doing over summer, Lenny?”

“Same old same old.”

“What would you like for Christmas, Lenny?”

“Same old same old.”

The expression was like a disease. It caught on. Everyone was saying it. Same old same old. Same old same old. It was the same old same old same old.

Eventually it was all the entire English-speaking world said. Which was good because no one could ask any more stupid questions.

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