1171. Check things before
© Bruce Goodman 5 November 2017

I’m sorry, Matilda, but your attempt at Oprah Singing went down like a damp squid. You merely added consult to injury when you sang an oncall. You should have let sleeping frogs die. There is no use trying over split milk but you certainly missed the goat.

Next time don’t bark up the wrong knee at the chop of a hat and put all your legs in the one casket. These days you can’t pull the bull over everyone’s cries and kill two words with one stone.

Check things before you go fruiting your mouth off.

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