1049. New word for the day
© Bruce Goodman 31 May 2017
Ok class just settle down and keep quiet for once. It’s time for us to look at “the new word for the day”. DAVID SMITH, SIT DOWN! It’s time for us to look at the “new word for the day”. Who threw that paper dart? Ok. Keep quiet. I SAID KEEP QUIET! Class will you shut up. Get your books out!
You’re all behaving like a typical class of fourteen year olds. Why am I not surprised? Get you books out and shut up.
Andrew Jones , you’re on detention after school.
Ok. Just leave him alone; leave him alone, Nigel Green. It’s time for us to look at the “new word for the day”. Ok. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU’RE GETTING OUT OF CONTROL!
The new word for the day is MASTIGOPHOBIA!
Ok. That’s better. Silence at last.