1012. Mowing
© Bruce Goodman 6 November 2016






I’ve been meaning to tell you for some time – something important about the forthcoming presidential election in America… As you can possibly see, I am about to start the lawn mower and mow the lawn. I quite like mowing the lawn, but these days the lawn mower gets a bit temperamental when it comes to starting. It used to start on the first pull of the rope, but now it seems to take two or three attempts before it flutters into operation.

There! See! I just pulled it once and it didn’t start. So again! Here goes!

…..… the event………………………….. and even if………………………………………………….. on… Hillary………….. sounds crazy but……………………………. and even if she did we…………..… on the other hand who knows? …..utterly corr…………………………..… thirteen daisies make a……………….……….…………………………….… Donald whenever……………………….… that…………quite idio………………………………………………………………………………………………. ………………………………………………………………………………………… finished………………………. mulcher…….. rain………..

There now! All done! At last I’ve got that off my chest.




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