3201. A birthday present © Bruce Goodman 10 May 2025 |
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So it was my birthday back then, and as usual I got lots of presents because I was fairly popular. This guy called Freddie gave me a present and said when I opened it, it would change my life. Fortunately he left before I had a chance to open it. Well the minute he left I chucked his present unopened in the trash. I’m happy enough as it is. I don’t need anything to change my life. I just hoped it wasn’t money; which it wouldn’t have been because Freddie was as tightfisted as they come. That night I lay awake half the night wondering what it could be that would change my life. I don’t know why Freddie gave me a present anyway because we hardly knew each other. Only when his girlfriend gave him up and she started going out with me did we even meet. We got on alright at first but he was turning up to my place too often. Anyway I couldn’t stand wondering any longer what was in the parcel so I got up and opened it. And that’s why I have two fingers missing on my right hand. Back to Index Next Story Previous Story |