3086. Promiscuity exposed
© Bruce Goodman 15 January 2025


“Twins not being identical,” declared Samantha to Nora, “is a sign that each twin had a different father.”

Nora had just given birth to twins that were not identical.

“Don’t be stupid, you ignorant idiot,” answered Nora.

“It’s true,” said Samantha. “Obviously you don’t know much about biology. Besides, unlike myself, you are naturally promiscuous and this is proof.”

The following year Samantha gave birth to three hundred and sixty-five babies all at once.

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