3303. Scratched
© Bruce Goodman 20 August 2025


It was on their honeymoon that Heather and Gordon discovered they both had scabies. There they were in Tahiti lolling near the hotel pool when they began to scratch.

“Where do you think we picked it up?” wondered Heather.

“I have no idea,” said Gordon, although he knew perfectly well where he would have picked it up. He just wasn’t saying.

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