Just the other day an enemy-alien craft crossed over our military base so we buzzed them down with a fleet of our aircraft. They didn’t crash land; they landed quite calmly on the grassy verge of the runway. They couldn’t even land on the runway!
A hatch opened and out came three humanoids. They were a lot shorter than us, with sort of orange-tinted skin and huge eyes like you wouldn’t believe. Quite ugly really. When I say they might know a lot about Physics but nothing about life I mean this: they made no attempt to come out of their space craft with their hands up or waving a white flag of surrender. Nothing. It was quite intimidating. So we shot them.
Today we got a message from the head humanoid on their mother ship. It wanted to know what a white flag would mean and why put hands in the air? They were flying over our military base because they didn’t know what a military base was. They also couldn’t comprehend words we have such as “war”, “hate”, “enemy”, “disarmament”, and so on.
As I’ve already said twice: they might know a lot about Physics but nothing about life. Zilch. Ignorant idiots. The average IQ of this planet went up when we shot them.
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