3046. Murder She Wrote © Bruce Goodman 5 September 2024

Kenneth had suspected that his wife, Charlotte, had been having an affair with Charlie the plumber for some time. Today he was sure. He would drive to Charlie’s house and appropriately hit Plumber Charlie over the head with a metal pipe. He was pretty sure Charlotte would be there as well. She should start saying her prayers. Kenneth found a solid metal pipe in his garden shed. His wife had used it as a garden stake in happier years. Now it was going to be the last thing she would ever see. Kenneth got in his green car and set out. Several hours later Charlotte was heard to mutter: “Oh that’s terrible! That’s shocking! And his car is a write-off as well?” Contact Author Back to Index Next Story Previous Story