I am a highly qualified scientist at the Department of Industrial Research and your stories steeped in misinformation can cause nothing but harm. It’s people like you who should rightly be called “Deplorable”. I wish you would abandon your silly venture into pseudo-science and do something positive for the planet. Like slaughtering cows. And I am not referring to any old cow that inhabits government departments in the capital.
It was only the other day that I taught the students at the local high school how to make Molotov Cocktails using old lemonade bottles. Not only did they learn something but it is a way of utilizing the wasteful plastic bottles that are destroying the planet. Imagine when teaching them how to create Molotov Cocktails if I told them unscientific lies. If it wasn’t created in a scientific way it could do them injury, not to mention its effectiveness when thrown into a crowd. Of course old lemonade plastic bottles are not frangible, but part of the lesson was how to scientifically circumvent this problem.
The lecture I gave ignited a creative spirit within them. Next Friday, if your nonsensical stories continue, we shall be descending upon your house and use real science to destroy it.
Get a life you idiot.
Prof. Standish Cox
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