2979. A guest blogger
© Bruce Goodman 29 January 2024


Hi. My name is Llelozuno and I am from the planet Kunkurn. I am immensely grateful to the highly intelligent and good-looking facilitator of this blog for inviting me to have my say. You might think it strange that I singled out good looks as well as intelligence. The truth is that the creatures on my planet are not noted for their loveliness in looks. A twrartgoh would look pretty in our company!

What I want to talk about is something I discovered in our library. I’d never heard it before and I suspect very few people have. It was extraordinary. The events happened eons back, which probably lends itself to becoming obsolete over time.

The article in the library pointed out a planet called Earth that was regarded as the most strikingly beautiful in the cosmos. The variety of living creatures was unbelievably stunning. The quality of their arts was mind blowing – in the fields of literature and theatre and painting and music (although we from Kunkurn don’t really have a concept of sound). Their science was phenomenal. And what did these Earthlings do with their planet?

They bombed shit out of it.

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