Well, in the process Zelma had stumbled across the nicest gentleman that God had ever created. Bit by bit she became rather attached to the dating process. They chatted for hours. And each day. No doubt her husband wondered why she spent such a time on the computer. Not to worry. This was a whole new world for Zelma. They arranged to meet. She would confess to him then that her name in real life was Zelma and not Crawling Lizard.
Blow it! Why wait until the date to reveal her real name? Hi! My real name is Zelma!
Ian had gone on the online dating pages just to see what it was like. One day his son or daughter might be on it and it was his responsibility to see what it was really like. Did it cross any borderlines? Was it wholesome? How exactly did it work?
Well, in the process Ian had stumbled across the nicest lady that God had ever created. Bit by bit he became rather attached to the dating process. They chatted for hours. And each day. No doubt his wife wondered why he spent such a time on the computer. Not to worry. This was a whole new world for Ian. They arranged to meet. He would confess to her then that his name in real life was Ian and not Shirt Collar Stud.
Blow it! Why wait until the date to reveal his real name? Hi! My real name is Ian.
What a co-incidence! My spouse has the same name!
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