2680. Nostradamus II
© Bruce Goodman 30 March 2023

I thought I’d post this to show off a little. I wrote it on the 30th of March 1963 when I was just thirteen and pretending to be Nostradamus.

It is the year 2023. The President of the United States has changed his/her name to Robinette to signify a commitment to transgenderation.

A man called something like Sputum or Gluten is the head communist of the Soviet Union.

Going to the moon is humdrum. Farting cows have caused the sea levels to rise. Windmills in the sea are killing off the whales. 500 acres of solar panels are now running a steel mill.

I have become very rich and famous writing under a pseudonym. I’m leaning towards using the name of J.K. Rowling.

Excuse me, like certain politicians I’ve got to dash. My pants are on fire.

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