She discovered that the leading cause of chronic heart disease is food. Doctor Futter was able to test her research on local orphans. Off and on over lengthy periods the orphanage was supplied with no food. Not a single orphan died of heart disease.
It is not every day that one is witness to revolutionary science. Congresswoman Constantia Bregman-Wilson has introduced legislation into parliament to ban the sale of all food from supermarkets. In anticipation a number of supermarket chains have already removed food from their shelves. The CEO of Sticky Grub, Barney Gribbon, said it is a triple whammy: “Not only are we helping to rid the world of racism and chronic heart disease, but we are doing away with environmentally harmful packaging.” In fact, he said, some people on the island of Majorca where he lives, were thinking of introducing similar legislation.
Mrs. Elaine Sorenson of Leafy Path in West Thrushmeadows, has been held up as a model. “An example to us all,” said the Funeral Director. “Today we compost one who followed the science.”
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