2822. Keeping goldfish
© Bruce Goodman 22 August 2023


Yeah, well, this is my house. You meet so many dumb chicks in the pub it was such a pleasure to meet one who was interesting.

I mean, I know we only talked about goldfish and stuff, but most people are not interested in goldfish like I am, and when you said you had a goldfish I thought “Here’s someone after my own heart. I keep goldfish too.” It shows that you’re sensitive.

So yeah, this is the lounge but it gets a bit hot for goldfish in here, especially in winter when I’ve got the log burner going most of the day. Would you like a drink? You were into the bourbon in the pub I think.

You said only one of your two goldfish was gold and the other was a bit splotchy. Mine are both gold. They get more golden as they get older I think.

I often wonder, do goldfish sleep because if they do they’d be out to it at this time of night. Did I mention I keep them in the bedroom?

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