2559. Blue murder
© Bruce Goodman 29 October 2022

Axel considered variety to be the spice of life. His first three murders were done with a poisonous point of his umbrella. After that he moved onto severing heads with a machete.

Now he was seeking something new; something original and exciting.

He posted a question on social media: What’s a creative way to do a murder? The response was overwhelming. There were hundreds of suggestions. Axel made a list. That should keep him going for quite some time. And there was no need to do the same thing twice, let alone three times.

Meanwhile his wife, Alice, asked on the same media if anyone had a fail-safe recipe for chocolate brownies? Chocolate? Brownies? Alice was banned from social media. She should realize that you can’t get away with blue murder.

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