2457. Clothes don’t maketh the man © Bruce Goodman 14 June 2022

It could be construed that Sean was perhaps overly fussy. No sooner had he been diagnosed with terminal cancer than he went online and bought himself a complete new set of clothes. “One doesn’t want to look shabby lying in a coffin,” he declared. “Or for that matter look shabby for an eternity.” His new clothes arrived. He tried them on. He looked smart indeed! He didn’t last much longer. He died. Nora, his widowed wife, was a realist. “I’m not having him buried in those perfectly good clothes,” she said, handing the undertaker a set of old clothes that Sean wore when mowing the lawn. “They’re clean. I’m taking these lovely new clothes to the Opportunity Shop.” Contact Author Back to Index Next Story Previous Story