2501. Alligator
© Bruce Goodman 23 August 2022

Henry was aghast. A fully grown alligator was squeezed into his toilet bowl.

How on earth did a fully grown alligator come up through the toilet pipes? You’d think that it wouldn’t be able to jam through.

Henry told his wife. There’s a fully grown alligator curled up in the toilet.

Oh for goodness sake! declared Savanah his wife. When will you never learn? How come I got married to someone so stupid? Of course it couldn’t fit through the toilet pipe. Use your brains. It would have come in under the door.

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