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Guard 2: What is it? What is it, I've a train to catch, a ticket to click and a family to support.

Business 1: So have I! What a coincidence!

Business 2: I'm just about the same - except I don't have a ticket to click.

Guard 2: Well! What is it?

Business 3: We've a train to catch.

Business 4: Why's it late?

Guard 2: You people look pretty smart to me. I fail to see why you need the train at all.

Guard 2 exits. Business Persons sit.

Youth: He's quite right.

All BPs heads turn towards Youth in unison.

B. Persons: What?

Youth: Why aren't you driving your own cars?

B. Persons: What nonsense.

Youth: It's drunken driving isn't it - you've had your licenses confiscated. That'll be it. You're drunks!



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