2064. If tomorrow…
© Bruce Goodman 28 February 2021




- If this year was a leap year then tomorrow would be a leap day.

- But it’s not a leap year so tomorrow’s not a leap day.

- I never said it was. I just said if this year was a leap year then tomorrow would be a leap day.

- I heard you the first time. And it’s not a leap day tomorrow.

- I read where women can propose marriage on a leap day.

- I don’t know if that’s true.

- I just said it was. Don’t you believe me?

- I simply said I didn’t know if it was true or not.

- It’s always the same. You don’t believe a single thing I say. You don’t believe anything unless you read it yourself. You’ll believe anyone blabbing on in social media before you believe anything I say.

- That’s probably not true.

- Anyway don’t expect me to propose tomorrow because even though women can propose on a leap day I have no intention of doing that.

- Tomorrow’s not a leap day. It’s not a leap year. I’m not expecting a proposal.

- Oh God! You’re so unreasonable.

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