I said a day ago that this week I’d do a couple of self-indulgent postings. This is the second. It could be fun, since it will rightly never be done in real life, to pretend astonishing fame and glean quotations from various theatre plays I’ve written over the years and present them as if in a quotation anthology!
No sooner were these words out then an email arrived saying that six of my poems had been selected by a publisher in Wisconsin for an international anthology! I had been invited last November to submit some poems. More about that at a later date. Thank goodness my portrait shown below had already been hung in the National Vallery otherwise I’d need to go for a more pretentious look. In fact I had a terrible time taking the selfie this morning while everyone was still asleep. I didn’t want anyone to see and think that vanity was a motivation. My right hand is on the computer mouse to press the button. What a relief I had a post-lockdown haircut yesterday. But enough about me – here’s more about me!
Famous Quotations by Cloven Ruminant
whose portrait hangs in the National Vallery
I don’t know fancy names for coffee. Just give me the stuff with the fluff on. – Café Play (2004)
It's a great mystery - how we pass by. It's sort of... meaningless. – River Songs (1994)
I just killed what would have become the ancestor of the first intelligent moth. – Here Legends Lie (1993)
There was no need for you to tell me that what I was doing was a waste of time. I have to do something. – Voyage in a Boat (1989)
A real man does shrimp cocktails and garlic bread. No, no. Not my Arnold. Over done. Over boiled. – Deep End (1992)
So you’ll be sitting on the veranda in the still of the evening will you, barely changed from your wedding gown, and be admiring each other’s brains? – Cloud Mother (1990)
There’s a great silence before a funeral. As if heaven waits to let them in. – Sheer Silence (1999)
Just because I say I want two budgerigars doesn’t mean to say I want two blue ones. – Café Play (2004)
It was a satire - like "King Lear". – Zachustra (1993)
I'll not be sitting here day after day taking all this muck from two tarts when you could be up in the rigging swinging with a sailor and doing whatever it is your profession demands. – Cloud Mother (1990)
It's all very well for Thingy in “A Midsummer Night's Dream” to fall in love with Who-dacky by taking a bit of stuff but with... you think I'm wandering don't you? – Um (1997)
There’s so little we know. About what goes on. It’s best to be guilty. – The Chimney (1996)
All straight lines in the universe are human lines - have you noticed? - and I can't stay on a straight line. Straight lines are perfection, and I can't be perfect. I can't. – Secundus (1992)
I don't want a happy marriage. I want a tragic marriage. It's very fashionable. – Fishbone in the Blancmange (1997)
Although he was computer savvy, he died drunk, unhappy, friendless, twisted and embittered. – Weave a Web Blog (2020)– not from a play but I thought I’d throw it in because it’s rather amazing to discover that it’s more than 20 years since I wrote a play. The “quotation” is not biographical!