1802. The raffle © Bruce Goodman 27 April 2020

Sebastian Schmuck was dumbing down. He was a multi-billionaire and was sick of having too much stuff. For example, why did he need two helicopters when one was more than enough? Why did he need a whole acre of fairground rides for his grandchildren when they never visited? He would raffle things off and give the money to charity. Raffling for charity always sold more tickets. Romuald and Tatiana Stevenson lived a quiet life in the suburbs of the same city as Sebastian. They weren’t rich but they had enough to go on. Imagine Tatiana’s surprise when Romuald came home one day and said he’d bought a raffle ticket for a helicopter. “What on earth do we need a helicopter for? You can’t even drive it. Where would we park it? We have nowhere to go in the silly thing. Goodness me! Let’s hope we don’t win.” A few weeks later Romuald got a phone call. “You’ll be glad to know,” said Romuald putting down the phone, “that we didn’t win the helicopter.” “Thank goodness!” exclaimed Tatiana. “But we got second place,” said Romuald, “and we won a fairground-sized Ferris wheel.” Contact Author Back to Still More Stories Index Next Story Previous Story