It all started when Cinderella’s two ugly sisters we invited to the mall by the local handsome prince, Zach. Cinderella wanted to go to the mall too but had nothing sloppy enough to wear.
“Oh how I wish I could go to the mall with my two ugly sisters,” sighed Cinderella. “That way I might meet Prince Zach and we’d get married.”
The next thing, Cinderella’s Hairy Godmother appeared from nowhere. She had a magic wand.
“Come with me, Cindy,” said the Hairy Godmother. Together they went to the mall. Cinderella’s two ugly sisters were there messing around with Prince Zach. The Hairy Godmother waved her magic wand and EUREKA! the two ugly sisters were turned into birds. One was turned into a stork and the other into a hyena. (A hyena is not a bird but the Hairy Godmother had brought only her second-best wand).
The stork started to peck poor Cinderella. Peck! Peck! Peck! What a Neanderthal!
“Help! Help!” cried Cinderella. “I’m getting pecked to bits!”
Prince Zach came to Cinderella’s rescue.
“Don’t be such a mean stork,” said Prince Zach.
So that is the story of Zach and the Mean Stork. Well, it’s not quite the full story. Prince Zach and Cinderella fell in love and… I’m not telling what happened next because I don’t want to spill the beans (or even to throw them out the window) but there was a wedding…
And they all lived happily ever laughter.