Teresa had to write a story for school. She began:
It was funny from go to whoa.
She stopped writing.
“Dad,” she asked, “is it from go to whoa or is it from whoa to go?”
Dad didn’t know. Ask your mother.
“Is it from go to whoa or is it from whoa to go?”
Her mother didn’t know.
She asked her aunt and uncle. She asked her grandmother. She asked lots and lots of people.
“Is it from go to whoa or is it from whoa to go?”
In the end, Teresa handed her story in to the teacher. The teacher wrote at the bottom:
This story is silly from beginning to end.