1326. A handsome prince or two
© Bruce Goodman 14 June 2018
Bodice and Eunice were two relatively unattractive princesses who were into hats in a big way. They were sisters.
One day a handsome prince came to the castle and Bodice and Eunice were on their best behaviour – he was so handsome. Bodice wore a large hat with fruit on it, whereas Eunice’s hat sported pinecones and fluffy rabbits’ tails. The handsome prince found them relatively unattractive (both the princesses and the hats). When he was offered the hand of either one in marriage he almost spewed his guts out.
He threw a golden ring into the castle’s huge goldfish pond, and said he would marry whoever found the ring – princess or not.
Bodice and Eunice set to work, draining the fishpond and gutting all the fish. No luck. The ring was not to be found. There were fish guts everywhere, and the place stank.
The brother of Bodice and Eunice, whose name was Bevan (you haven’t heard anything of him until now) was walking along near the fishpond, and he saw a man hiding behind a bush.
“Pssst!” said the man behind the bush. He gave Bevan the golden ring. “Show this to the handsome prince.”
The handsome prince was called forth. Bevan showed him what he had been given. The handsome prince looked remarkably like the man behind the bush.
They lived happily ever after.