If your wife’s still at primary school may I suggest I deserve the seat?
There’s only one seat and at home we also look after our elderly parents.
I too have elderly parents and I’m worn to a frazzle looking after them. If you don’t give me a seat they’ll die because I…
Shut your trap you selfish coot. I’m taking the seat whether you like it or not.
It looks like neither of us will get the seat. The lifeboat has taken off and that was the last seat available.
We’re going down. We’re going…
I can’t swim.
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