2873. Stupid old git © Bruce Goodman 13 October 2023

My next door neighbour is a little unstable. I didn’t think it was that insulting. I happened to call my neighbour a “stupid old git” and he said “You’d better watch what you’re saying or I’ll take action. I’ve a gun you know.” “Well you are a stupid old git,” said I. “In fact you are the stupidest old git I’ve ever laid eyes on. You’re lucky I didn’t call you a stupid old fart. That would suit you better.” “Get out of my house,” he shouted. I went home. You probably don’t know him but he’s the biggest bag of garbage I’ve ever come across. Some people have no tolerance. Can’t take a joke. He… BANG! Contact Author Back to Index Next Story Previous Story