2659. A national census|
© Bruce Goodman 9 March 2023
Hello every person. This is part of the national census being conducted on the evening of March 9th. You have only four months to fill it out. Given the sensitivity in today’s world of many of the questions asked in yesteryear, today’s census has only the one question.
Question 1. What a catastrophe! What a shameless display of irresponsible devastation! What wreckage! Mindless debris! Kitchen scraps of pseudo-intellectual rubble! Higgledy-piggledy unmitigated nonsense! Sacks of mouth-spewing garbage!
We respect your right to say what you think, but…
Get a life, you retarded hedgehog! You aphis-ridden raspberry bush. Nest of rotten skylark's eggs. Broken peacock's tail-feathers. Dead mosquito-glutted dragonfly's stagnant creek. Dinosaur turds. Murderous lump of foul jelly. Shakespearian sonnet. Amorphous hunk of incontinent confectionery. Dried-up udder of a moose bull’s mother. Stag plaque. Duck's bladder. Armpit of bottled quince jelly. Ashtray.
With your opinions have you ever thought of running as a candidate for (enter the name of the Political Party you most detest)?
Please post this completed census form in the envelope provided.
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