2748. Lost opportunity © Bruce Goodman 8 June 2023 |
I’m finding it very difficult to explain what actually happened. It is very complex. Not only that, but I know many of you will doubt the truthfulness of what I am about to relate. The world is full of sceptical know-alls who think they’re a notch or two above everyone else. I was in my garden deadheading the Pelargonium graveolens, and pulling out the occasional self-seeded Papaver somniferum, when I looked up and saw some sort of flying craft land in my backyard. It wasn’t at all what I thought a flying saucer should be. In fact it was more like an upright thermos flask than a saucer. After it landed four great legs appeared, no doubt to stabilize it. A man (would you call it a “man”?) rushed towards me and said “Can I use your bathroom? Our space craft’s toilet is blocked.” Of course I said he was welcome. How shall I describe him? He was a biped but had four arms. He didn’t seem to have a nose or ears. If only I could draw! When he reappeared he thanked me (his English was rather hesitant and a little difficult to follow) and said that it was against cosmic policy to interact with humans but an emergency is an emergency. I gave him a container of chemical drain cleaner that I keep under the kitchen sink. He was most grateful. He then reboarded the craft and took off. To this day I have one major regret: why oh why didn’t I think to ask him some questions? Back to Index Next Story Previous Story |