The day arrived! The hour arrived! The alien arrived!
The alien invited the children to call him Herman because his real name was unpronounceable to Earthlings and besides Herman was made up of Her and Man which was good because the planet he came from didn’t have boys and girls.
Natalie asked how come they had babies if they didn’t have boys and girls. Most in the class didn’t have much of a clue what she was asking about. Willie wanted to know what the weather was like on the planet and did they have any pollution. Angela asked if they had horses because she had a pony called Marco and she wouldn’t want to go to the alien’s planet if they didn’t have horses. Not big horses, like race horses, but small ones like Marco. And Marco was white. And Natalie had been given it by her parents for her eighth birthday. She liked horses and her friend, Christobelle had one of those miniature horses that…
Herman couldn’t keep still. It was like he had ants in his pants. He walked up and down. Up and down. As he passed where Sydney was sitting, Sydney did a terrible thing; he poked the alien with a sharp pencil.
Herman went POP! and that was the end of that.
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