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Poems 110: Six Clerihews © Bruce Goodman 30 December 2021 |
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President Biden Went into hidin’ Down in his basement. They’ve made no replacement. Kamala Harris Went off to Paris. She spoke in French accents To sound like she made sense. Anthony Fauci Was feeling grouchy. He created such boredom That most folk ignored him. Ms Jacinda Ardern Promulgated COVID restrictions quite stern. No one took much notice ‘cos Few knew who she was. Prime Minister Boris Wasn’t called Horace. He called Number 10 his home But didn’t have a comb. President Biden When polls had him slidin’ Said Hunter was the brightest man he knew – Which is unfortunately true. |