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I cannot love the sky until I know the scientific names for all the clouds. Look! how dramatic is Cumulonimbus! I cannot love the garden until I know the scientific names for all the flowers. Oh! such lovely Lobularia maritima! I cannot love the song until I know the scientific names for all the birds. Hark! to the rapture of that Turdus philomelos! I cannot love reflections in the water until I’ve checked for giardia, those anaerobic flagellated protozoan parasites of the phylum Sarcomastigophora. I cannot love you until I have dissected your opinions tested your resolve verified your good faith and checked that you don’t have a Daucus carota stuffed up your Sphincter ani externus like some overcharged know-all who …cannot love the sky |